Monthly Archives: February 2011

Stalker Mom


Yes, you admit to being a Stalker Mom.  Your offspring may want to weigh in on this one.  They need to produce a film with this title because it would scare the bejebes and Jujy fruits out of tweens, teens … Continue reading

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Hosting the Prince


You tried to reach your friend, Finley, yesterday.  She texted back later and said her son was home from college and that they were hanging around, waiting for him to wake up.  He finally crawled out of bed at the … Continue reading

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Honey, you gave birth LONG before Verizon did


Labor Day, 1990. You are driving back from visiting your parents, who live two states away.  Your four-year-old daughter is strapped into her car seat in the back, and you are both singing along merrily to Raffi, or some such, … Continue reading

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You Are So, NOT, Rick Steves


Last weekend, your neighbor Elizabeth took 24 pieces of luggage to a resort.  “Out of Africa” is her favorite film, and she travels as if going on an expedition with the Queen.  Of course this includes all manner of suitcases and … Continue reading

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