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first world beach problems
While enjoying the beach during your summer family vacay, your son
chuckle, then pause
finally took off his Mom’s voice-cancelling headphones. After awhile he shook his head, gave off a grin and proclaimed:
“First world beach problems.”
“What?” you reply, as usual.
“Just listen,” he said, nodding at the others hunkered down on towels and beach chairs round about us. Soon, a slow steady stream came your way:
“The wi-fi at our house is way too slow.”
“Is my Coppertone rubbed in all the way?”
“After I went to get my spray tan I got stuck at the salon because it was raining.”
“She told me that I couldn’t get Netflix here.”
“I forgot to back up my iCloud before I left.”
“Our roof cargo box fell off of our Escalade when I pulled into the garage of our beach cottage.”
“This morning when I turned on my Xbox 360 and got nothing but the ring of fire.”
“Please don’t eat that Haagen Dazs straight out of the carton.”
“Is there a Verizon around here? I need a new iPhone.”
“On the way down we stopped at Chick fil-A and they were out of number one combos.”
“Yesterday I didn’t have time to take a nap.”
“I have not been to Paris in two years.”
“I only read books on my iPad.”
“Last night, thank heavens I got surf n’ turf and not that blackened shrimp.”
Which you guess beats, “Are we having chicken for dinner again tonight?” Meanwhile, pass that Haagen Dasz on along and if anyone knows what the heck ring of fire is, please let me know.
Français : Zone Wi-Fi dans le parc de Bercy, Paris